Archive for January, 2010

The wandering loveless…

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

The wandering loveless
Faster Than the Speed of Love- (Youtube Link)

I was just sitting on a rock, thinking about how awful the beach smelled. A guy walks up to me, the odour was burning like a thousand seagulls eating burger king and crapping at my feet. The fellow was unaffected which was weird.

He starts asking me if I’ve seen this girl. He described her and she sounded gorgeous, almost perfect. I told him I had been there all day just watching the gulls; there was no way I’d forget a girl like that. He explained to me that she had sent him an email 30 years ago and told him to meet her at the beach.

I took his picture and told him to fuck off.


Tuesday, January 26th, 2010


So this is my bike Cindel. She has saved my ass on many occasions, she cuts corners like Kit and she’s faster than Falcor. What’s most important is she’s beautiful, and that’s why I named her Cindel. If you don’t know where that name comes from then you haven’t lived.

The other night when I was riding Cindel through a shit load of dirt and mud this tune started playing.

The Windmills of Your Mind – (Youtube link)

When I heard the natural sounds of this fabulous song something from deep down inside me began to surface, I became energized and full of rage. I could tell Cindel was having a hard time handling this new power that had arisen within me. I jumped off the bike and jogged the rest of the way home. She’s still sitting on that fence in the picture. I hope she’s alright, I know she is, Mace will take care of her.