Archive for March, 2010

A wan irie likkle place

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

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Lick-a-Finger

Monday, March 29th, 2010

Quark – Fan Art

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

A fan sent this to me the other day.  She was raving about how great theQuark & Odo Adventuresare and kept asking for more.  I reassured her but didn’t promise anything, she retorted with the following quote.

Quark: “Hey Odo, you see this grin on my face?”

Odo: “Yes Quark, did you just eat another Romulan cloister bug?”

Quark: “Yeah, but that’s not why I’m grinning.  Look down you filthy clay maggot.”

Odo: “Oh fuck, I forgot to morph my clay tranhole back into an androgynous lump of gray flesh.”

Quark steps closer.

Odo: “Quarrrrk!!! Not again!!”

Quark: “Heh heh heh…”

Ode to Satan

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

The Replacement

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

Pole Vault Anyone?

Friday, March 19th, 2010

Dub Shack

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Seagull talks to fish

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Chewy’s Fantasy

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Duocorn – Fan Art

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Well here we are again with another fabulous piece of fan art.  Duocorn must have made an impression on our readers because somebody sent me this picture.  The email was so thoughtful I posted it below for you all to enjoy.

Deer Lone Seagull,

I am liking Duocorn that make me think of childshoods and wants lots of love.  Virgin raping is was nice and want more hear please.  I love corns.

Love

Nuber 1 fan

p.s. I draw for Gaf and Ricky please rit song for mine death hamster.

The Return of Peethom

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Who the fuck is this?

It seems that another artist has submitted a drawing, “The Return of Peethom”.  What does this mean?  Our previous Peethom drawing was created by an artist named Tentacle Fuck, Barf hole drew this – is Peethom speaking to use through different people?  Help me find out.  Please – for the love of fuck.

Artist: Barf Hole

like a canary

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

she heard he had a good draw
he had the best collie
and so she sends (Barrington) sends him for a ride
I was right there listening
when she sent him
he was singing a song on his bike
making up lyrics while he ride
singing a song bout the collie
like a canary
his first hit song
singing bout ma ma
send him too buy..
some collie..

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Johnny Wheel Rock – Fan Art

Monday, March 1st, 2010

As you all know my website companion Gaf,(Jumped or Pushed?)has recently been covering a story involving a talented young musician that goes by the name of Johnny Wheel Rock.  From what I gather Johnny Wheel Rock is a paraplegic who has replaced all his broken body parts with a wheel.  Apparently, he fights dinosaurs with wild bouts of fecal flinging and makes beautiful music, often performing cover songs of old Jamaican masters.  (correct me if I’m wrong Gaf)

Anyways, for some odd reason one of Johnny’s fans sent some fan art. I guess that’s what they call it.   I kept emailing him back with Gaf’s email address but I think he was slightly off in the head.  I guess Johnny Wheel Rock’s music captivates a wider audience than I thought.

Anyways, here’s the fan art – enjoy!