Archive for February, 2010

Jonny Wheel Rock and The Family Douche

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

An older photo of Jonny Wheel Rock before his wheel surgery shown with his band “The Family Douche”

Jonny Wheel Rock Interpretive Fan Art – pt. 1

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Jonny Wheel Rock was out in the field dumping fecal from his wheel port when a T Rex wandered onto the scene. The massive dinosaur reeled back in disgust at the large pile of feces that Jonny Wheel Rock had pounded out. Unbeknownst to the T Rex, Jonny Wheel Rock’s wheel produces a significant amount of bio-waste that gets spayed out the wheel port.

Jonny Wheel Rock + Fecal Pile vs. T Rex

Rape Horse or Whore Dog?

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Three racehorses were in the stable waiting for the big race. Trying to psych each other out, they began bragging.
First horse, ‘I’ve been in 38 races and have only lost twice.’
Second horse, ‘Well, I’ve been in 47 races and have never lost.’
Third horse, ‘Huh, I’ve never lost either and I even won the world cup.’
Just then, they heard a chuckle by the stable door, and there was a greyhound dog walking up to them.
The greyhound said, ‘That’s nothing. I’ve been in over 200 races and have won every one by at least 3 lengths.’
First horse, ‘Wow! That’s amazing – a talking dog!’
Second Horse, “Let’s rape that dog!”

Horse Rapes Dog

Animal Shitters

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

One of the largest sources of fecal in the universe is animals. Animals consume food like other animals and then produce a log or spray called “shit”.

Tiger Upperdump?

Bear Dumper?

Somtimes Great Avions will shit as well. The Bald Eagle for example, is a massive dumper. The US Air Force will sometime massacre Eagles for shitting too frequently.

Eagle Retribution

I feel that Eagles should be slaughtered as well as tigers (for their penis has great medical value).

How has amimal shitting affected you?

Shittin’ in the Park – pt.2

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

public shitters
they’re for faggits
hangin’ out – just to grab it
shittin’ in the park

Bad Egg or Spider Hole?

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Bad Egg?

Spider Hole?

Ice or Water?

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

Green?

Random Person of the Day

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

Ruth

Choke or Rape Choke?

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

One?

Two?

Rape?

Special Thanks – Joe Rogan

Shittin’ in the Park – pt.1

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

its long after dark
my lighter lost its spark
i just let a fart and I think it left a mark
(cause im) shittin in the park