Archive for May, 2011

King of the Pecks

Friday, May 13th, 2011

This is the real Billy Barty. True King to all Pecks. When he died, the other Pecks burried him inside a cooler. Sort of like the larger sized cooler your mom would bring camping.

The Peck King was the first and only male Peck to ever fuck a human. She was severn years old, but was taller than the Peck King.

BB, as his fellow Pecks called him, also enjoyed putting Brownies into a large bowl – then he would sit ontop of the bowl with his pants down.

Black Meegosh

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

Black Meegosh – The number #1 hunter and dunker of the pathetic Peck race. Once upon a time, all Pecks were black (known at the time as “Dark Pecks”), until one day a Daikini fucked a peck…

The Gods were so enraged by the fact a Peck had been fucked by a Daikini, that they erased all the skin colours from all the races. The Daikini race would never again be able to claim their skin was the purest in the realm.