Archive for the ‘Galactic Battles’ Category

Flying Orca

Thursday, May 26th, 2011


Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Lenny I’m your #1 fan – You make me want to be a better man.

A true detective and surveyor of the land – If only I could have such power in my hands.

Leaving criminals with zero chance – just one glance and Lenny will find the evidence

that will make the defense wince – and the victims families chant – Lenny you are the NYC Prince.

Sow Deluxe

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Nate Dogg Vs the Pen

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

This ones for Ricky.  Keep making those beats, just like Nate…one day at a time.

Bear Vs Orca

Friday, March 19th, 2010

Artist: Aiv Oj

Whose the victor?  You decide.

Dr. Dre and Snoop Vs The World

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

This ones for GAF.


Willow vs Madmartigan

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

I was looking at the original script for Willow on the internet and I noticed they left this crucial scene out of the movie.  Apparently this was suppose to happen when Madmartigan and Willow first meet.  Here’s the lost script…


You stupid peck.  Useless as can be.

Barely 2 feet four — Stumpy like a tree.

Wish you had mad looks to get the honeys

But all you got is the wee dick and that just funny.

Peck Peck Peck Peck Peck Peck…


Gonna fry ya — cause I got the braid of Caia.

Gonna fry ya –  cause I got the braid of Caia.

Gonna fry ya –  cause I got the braid of Caia.

Check it out

You feed baby’s black root and that just stupid

I may be small but so was cupid.

Got the power of 1000 wizards

Potent like a poisonous lizard

Swallow you dykeenys up like an alligator gizzard

Meegosh by myside Halflings neva gonna die

So bring your worst cause theres no luck in this for the sorceress