July 21st, 2010  / Author: Astro Fist

Lenny I’m your #1 fan – You make me want to be a better man.

A true detective and surveyor of the land – If only I could have such power in my hands.

Leaving criminals with zero chance – just one glance and Lenny will find the evidence

that will make the defense wince – and the victims families chant – Lenny you are the NYC Prince.


June 28th, 2010  / Author: Astro Fist

Computer on A Desk

May 30th, 2010  / Author: Astro Fist

Sow Deluxe

May 27th, 2010  / Author: Astro Fist


May 26th, 2010  / Author: Astro Fist

Gremlin Queen?

May 7th, 2010  / Author: Astro Fist

Gremlins are extremely hideous creatures even more so than the infamous salt vampire.  The most putrid of all the gremlins had to be the girl gremlin.   I don’t know what kind of person could have created that gremlin, but I do know that the original puppet should be burnt to the ground.  As for Rondo, at least he  has b-ball I guess.

If you could be any currently living b-ball player who would it be?

May 3rd, 2010  / Author: Astro Fist

Jorge Garbajosa

Electric Boogaloo

April 22nd, 2010  / Author: Astro Fist

Artist: Hoar-king Boar

Crab Eater

April 13th, 2010  / Author: Astro Fist

Artist: Hoar-king Boar

Flute Hands Man Fan Rap

April 6th, 2010  / Author: Astro Fist

I’m like a snake charmer — when I’m playing the flute

except substitute the snake with the ladies and the loot.

-Master Control-